bring-me-alexandria-at-6:

being home alone in these moods is not a good idea.

bring-me-alexandria-at-6:

being home alone in these moods is not a good idea.

wongburger:

kiickass:

wongburger:

kiickass, we have to do this
for the good of humanity

Oh my goodness, carry my babies.

wongburger:

kiickass:

wongburger:

kiickass, we have to do this

for the good of humanity

Oh my goodness, carry my babies.

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

I’d dad wins this bidding war on eBay today I will have a jazz bass omg jxdkeichrbdnsjdj
Excited much! :D

weenlebowski:

Guinea pig disguised as a baked potato

weenlebowski:

Guinea pig disguised as a baked potato

(via hello-hollyy)

I really want a bowlers hat hmm

Smiling like an idiot because the person you like is texting you :3

(via alexwtf)